Monday, May 3, 2010

WAR: Kim Zolciak vs. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps


WAR: Kim Zolciak vs. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps - DJ Tracy Young Laughs Hysterically Over New Song!

GOOD LUCK COUNTESS! YOU CAN'T TOUCH OUR KIM!

In an attempt to cash in on Real Housewife of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak’s recent luck with “Tardy for the Party,” Real Housewife of NYC Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has released her own song, (if you can call it a song) “Money Can’t Buy You Class.”

Promoting her book,“Class with the Countess,” LuAnn de Lesseps attempts to sing and rap excerpts from her book on “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” which was produced by “super” producer Chris Young. [The “super” prefix is according to his own website.] The result is a less than stellar debut single that will probably go nowhere.

Zolciak, who performs all over the country now, is not threatened in the least. According to Zolciak she is ready for the publicity ho Countess LuAnn to “bring it on, be-atch!” Zolciak is not afraid to take on the Countess LuAnn in a war of the singing Real Housewives. Tonight Zolciak will appear on Andy Cohen’s Bravo! TV show to talk smack and give her real feelings on LuAnn’s single. I am sure it will be good…so tune in for Kim’s comments on “Money Can’t Buy You Class.”

LuAnn’s publicist, Pete Sanders said that the single sales will be donated to a children’s cancer organization in
perpetuity. When asked about his feelings about Kim Zolciak’s interview tonight on Andy Cohen, he responded, “Whatever!”

That is just what DJ Tracy Young, Zolciak’s producer and friend, has to say about de Lesseps new track too. When Young heard the track she laughed hysterically.

“It’s the worst piece of sh*t I’ve ever heard! Money NEEDS to buy LuAnn better production, a superior sequencer, an excellent engineer, a quality Protools session, good lyrics, backgrounds singers and decent vocals,” laughs DJ Tracy Young.

Young adds, “I do give her credit for trying and making this for charity. LuAnn would have been better off hiring a ghost singer and songwriter and doing the Milli Vanilli thing. She is way off key and needs major Autotune. It’s too bad, but LuAnn really needs so much help.”

Dishing it out, in Zolciak’s defense, Tracy says, “Kim Zolciak works really hard on her songs and shows. LuAnn has a lot of work to do!”

Click here to listen to this atroshiteous song after the jump: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4XbM6_-deE

The next single from LuAnn de Lesseps "Chic, C'est la Vie," is scheduled to be released in late May. Let’s hope it is better than this track. I’ve got goose bumps waiting! Just kidding.

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