Following the huge success of her sold-out European and Canadian tours earlier this year, A-List hostess to the stars Pam Ann announced she will touch down for her first USA tour in five years. The glamorous, Pucci-clad comedian will be in Los Angeles October 15th @ The Saban Theatre. “I am coming to the USA to bring fabulousness back to flying,” said Pam Ann at the announcement of the tour. “Southwest is falling apart, Jet Blues landing gear never comes down, Mexicana airlines is grounded due to swine flu. Glamour has been sucked out of the industry like a Qantas 747 losing half its fuselage.”
Fasten your seat belt, stow your designer luggage and prepare for the flight of your life as Pam Ann’s hilarious one-woman comedy show flies into a city near you. No women with perms or men with Arsenio Hall fade cuts allowed.
Let’s cut to the good stuff, Are you a member of the mile high club? I founded it with Bob Marley in 1975! He said ‘no woman, no cry’ and the rest is history.
After so many years being the A List Air Hostess what motivates you to keep going? Hot steaming coffee!
Have you ever had an incident where the plane had to make an emergency landing? Every day we make an emergency landing even if there is no emergency! I love the drama! And those emergency servicemen are very hot!
This is not your first time to Los Angeles. I actually worked with you on your show at the Hollywood Palladium a few years back. What is your favourite thing about playing in Los Angeles? I love landing my new Airbus A380 at Burbank Airport because the runway is so short it’s exhilarating! My most favourite thing about LA is liposuction! Living the Hollywood dream! Yes we CAN!
You have upgraded to FIRST CLASS! You will be playing in Beverly Hills! Have you seen a change in your clientele? I guess I am going to see lots more plastic surgery and Gucci toe Thongs!!
What celebrity client has been the worst to deal with on a flight? Madonna was difficult; there are only so many babies I can smuggle in an overhead locker from Malawi. Michael Jackson was also a nightmare he always demanded Propofol and if I didn’t have it he would scream like a girl!
What was the best thing about touring with the ULTIMATE Drag Queen, Cher? Meeting her backstage at Wembley was the best thing. She hasn’t aged one bit!
Speaking of my favourite subject, Drag Queens… Have you ever seen a Drag Queen impersonate you? If so, what did you think? Yes on YouTube, it was hysterical I loved it! She had better legs and arse than me!!
Why do you think us gays love you so much? Because I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body! If only I was gay, it would make my sex life so much better I would be getting cock everyday with my little black book! I’d be on MANHUNT continuously!
What can we expect in the new show? I have fabulous new video inserts even a Pam Ann Air disaster movie! Everything will be new and of course some Pam Ann classics will be thrown in for good measure. I think it’s my best show to date. So buckle up and prepare for takeoff LA!
For tickets and more information on PAM ANN please visit www.pamann-live.com
Pam Ann Layover Tour @ Saban Theatre
Thurs Oct 15th @ 8pm
8440 Wilshire Blvd
Box office: 323-655-0111
www.SabanTheatre.org
No comments:
Post a Comment